Vidhi ka maza-3

 Chaliye pitaji main tayar hun." " Chalo bahu hum bhi tayar hain." Sasur aur bahu donon khet ki or nikal pare. Vidhi n aage aage chal rahi thi aur bharat lal uske peechhe. Vidhi n ne ghoonghat nikaal rakha tha. Bharat lal bahu ki mastaani chaal dekh kar paagal hua jaa raha tha. Bahu ki patli gori kamar bal kha rahi thi. Uske neeche phaile hue mote mote chooter chalte waqt ooper neeche ho rahe the. Lehanga ghutnon se thora hi neeche tha. Bahu ki gori gori taangen aur chootron tak latkte lumbe ghane kaale baal bharat lal ki dil ki dhadkan barha rahe the. Aisa nazaara to bharat lal ko zindagi mein pahle kabhi naseeb nahin hua. Bharat lal ki nazaren bahu ke matakte hue mote mote chootron aur patli bal khaati kamar par hi tiki hui thi. Un jaan lewa chootron ko matakte dekh kar bharat lal ki aankhonke saamne us din ka nzaara ghoom gaya jis din usne bahu ke chootron ke beech uske petticoat aur kachhi ko phanse hue dekha tha. Bharat lal ka lauda khada hone laga. Vidhi n ghoonghat nikaale aage aage chali jaa rahi thi. Vo acchhi tarah jaanti thi ki sasur ji ki aankhen uske matakte hue nitumbon pe lagi hui hain. Raasta sankra ho gaya tha aur ab vo dono ek pug dandi pe chal rahe the. Achaanak Side ki pug dandi se do gadhe vidhi n ke saamne aa gaye. Raasta itna kum chaura tha ki side se aage nikalna bhi mushkil tha. Majbooran vidhi n ko gadhon ke peechhe peechhe chalna para. Achaanak vidhi n ka dhyaan peechhe waale gadhe pe gaya." Are pitaji dekhiye ye kaisa gadha hai ? Iski to paanch taangen hain." Vidhi n aage chal rahe gadhe ki or ishaara karte hue boli. "

Beti, tum to bahut bholi ho, zara dhyaan se dekho iski paanch taangen nahin hain." Vidhi n ne phir dyaan se dekha to uska kaleja dhak sa rah gaya. Gadhe ki paanch taangen nahin thi, vo to gadhe ka lund tha. Baap re kya lumba lund tha ! Aisa lug raha tha jaise uski taang ho. Vidhi n ne ye bhi notice kiya ki aage wala gadha, gadha nahin balki gadhee thi kyonki uska lund nahin tha. Gadhe ka lund khara hua tha. Vidhi n samajh gayi ki gadha kya karne wala tha. Ab to vidhi n ke paseene chhoot gaye. Peechhe peechhe sasur ji chal rahe the. Vidhi n apne aap ko kosne lagi ki sasur ji se kya sawaal pooch liya. Vidhi n ka sharam ke mare bura haal tha. Bharat lal ko acchha moka mil gaya tha. Usne phir se kaha," Bolo, bahu hain kya iski paanch taangen ?" Vidhi n ka munh sharamse laal ho gaya, aur haklaati hui boli," jj…jee chaar hi hain."" To vo paanchavee cheez kya hai bahu?"" Jjj….jee vo to ……..jee humen nahin pata."„ Pahle kabhi dekha nahin beti ?" bharat lal maze leta hua bola." Nahin pitaji." Vidhi n sharmaate hue boli." Mardon ki taangon ke beech mein jo hota hai vo to dekha hai na?"" Jee.." Ab to vidhi n ka munh laal ho gaya. " Are bahu jo cheez mardon ke taangon ke beech mein hoti hai ye vahi cheez to hai." Bharat lal vidhi n ke saath is tarah ki baaten kar hi raha tha ki vahi hua jo vidhi n mun hi mun mana rahi thi ki naa Kuchh dinon baad vidhi n ke pati ka phone aaya. Sasur ji ne vidhi n ko bataya ki Rakesh ka phone hai. Vidhi n ne apne kamre mein jaa kar phone ka receiver utha liya. Udhar bharat lal ne bhi apne kamre ka receiver neeche nahin rakha aur bahu aur bete ki baaten sunane laga. Rakesh bol raha tha, " vidhi n meri jaan sasuraal jaa kar to tum humen bhool hi gayi ho. Ab to ek maheena beet gaya hai aur kitna tarpaogi? Bahut yaad aa rahi hai tumhaari." " Acchha ji ! Bari yaad aa rahi hai aapko meri. Achaanak itni yaad kyon aa rahi hai?" " Khoobsoorat biwi se ek maheena alag rahna to bahut mushkil hota hai meri jaan. Such, sara din khada rahta hai tumhaari yaad mein." " Aapka vo to pagal hai. Use kahiye ek maheena aur intzaar kare." " Aise na kaho meri jaan ek maheena aur intzaar karna to bahut mushkil hai." To phir abhi kaise kaam chal raha hai?" " Abhi to main tumhaari panty se hi kaam chala raha hun." " Haaa… ! Aapne phir meri panty le lee. Jis din vahaan se chali thi us din subah nahane se

Pahle panty utaari thi. Socha tha gaon mein jaa ke dho lungi. Gandi hi suitcase mein rakh lee thi. Yehaan aa ke dekha to panty gaayab thi."" bari maadak khushboo hai tumhaari panty ki. Yaad hai raat ko utaavalepan mein jub pahli baar tumhen choda tha to panty utaarne ki bhi phursat nahin thi, bus choot ke oopar se panty ko side mein karke hi pail diya tha tumahaari phooli hui choot mein." " Acchhi tarah yaad hai mere raja. Ab aap is panty ko bhi phaar doge? Ab tak do panty to pahle hi phaar chuke ho." " vidhi n meri jaan is baar aaogi to panty nahin tumhaari choot hi chod chod ke phaar dunga." " Such ! Main bhi to yahi chaahati hun." " Kya chaahati ho meri jaan ?" " Ki aap meri ………. Hatiye bhi ! Aap bahut chalaak hain." " Bolo na meri jaan phone pe bhi sharmaa rahi ho." " Aap to bus mere munh se gandi gandi baaten sunana chaahte hain." " Hai ! Jub chudwaane mein koi sharam nahin to bolne mein kaisi sharam? Tumhaare munh se sun ke shaayad mere lund ko kucchh shaant mile. Bolo na meri jaan tum bhi kya chaahti ho?" " Ooph…! Aap bhi bus. Main bhi to chaahti hun ki aap mujhe itna choden ki meri….. Meri choot phat jaae. Main…. Meri choot ab aapke uske liye bahut tarap rahi hai." " Kiske liye meri jaan." " Aapke ll..lund ke liye, aur kiske liye." Vidhi n muskuraate hue boli. " Such vidhi n ab aur nahin saha jaata. Maloom hai is waqt bhi tumhaari panty mere khade hue lund pe latak rahi hai." " Hai Ram, meri panty ki kismat bhi meri choot ki kismat se acchhi hai. Agar aapne mujhe pahle hi bula liya hota to is waqt aapke lund pe panty nahin meri choot hoti." " Koi baat nahin, is baar jub aaogi to itna chodunga ki tung aa jaaogi. Bolo meri jaan jee bhar ke dogi na?" " Haan mere raja aap lenge to kyon nahin doongi. Maine to sirf taangen chauri karni hain, baaki sara kaam to aap hi ne karna hai." " Aisa na kaho meri jaan. Choot dene ki kala to koi tumse seekhe. " Acchha ji ! To apni biwi ko chodna itna acchha lagta hai? Vaise yehaan ek aurat Kamla hai jo maalish bahut acchhi karti hai.

Mere poore badan ki maalish karti hai. Yehaan tak ki meri choot ki bhi maalish kar dee. Kahti hai ' bahu rani aapki choot ki maalish karke main ise aisa bana doongi ki aapke pati hamesha aapki choot se hi chipke rahenge.' To maine usase kaha ki main bhi to yahi chaahti hun. Varna hamaare pati dev ko to hamaari choot ki yaad maheene mein ek do baar hi aati hai. Theek kaha na jee? Usne choot ke baalon pe bhi kucchh kiya hai." " kya kiya hai meri jaan bataao na." " Main kyon bataaun? Khud hi dekh lijiyega. Lekin choot pe se panty side mein karke pelne se nahin pata chalega. Ye dekhne ke liye to poori nangi karke hi chodna parega." " Ek baar aa to jaao meri jaan, ab kapron ki zaroorat nahin paregi. Hamesha nangi hi rakhunga." " Hi ! Aisi baaten na kariye. Meri choot bilkul geeli ho gayi hai. Aapke paas to meri panty hai, mere paas to kucchh bhi nahin hai." " Vahaan gaon mein kisi ko dhoond lo." Rajesh mazaak karta hua bola. " Chhee kaisi baaten karte hain? Vaise aapke gaon mein aadmi kum gadhe zyada nazar aate hain. Ek din to hud hi ho gayi. Main khet mein jaa rahi thi. Mere aage aage ek gadha aur gadhi chal rahe the. Gadhe ka lund khara hua tha. Baap re ! Teen foot se bhi lumba hoga. Bilkul zameen pe lagne ko ho raha tha. Achanak vo aage chal rahi gadhi pe char gaya aur poora teen foot ka lund uski choot mein pail diya. Suchmeri to cheekh hi nikal gayi. Zindagi mein pahli baar itna lumba lund kisi ke under jata dekha." " Tum apna dhyaan rakhna meri jaan. Kheton mein akeli mut jana. Tumhaare kaatilaana chootron ko dekh ke koi gadha tum pe na charh jaae. Kahin tumhaari choot mein teen foot ka lund pail diya to?." Rajesh hansta hua bola. " Hatiye, aap to bare vo hain ! Aapko to sharam bhi nahin aati. Jis din

Suchmuch kisi gadhe ne mere under teen foot ka lund pail diya na us din ke baad meri choot itni chauri ho jaaegi ki aapke kaabil nahin rah jaaegi. Boliye manzoor hai?"" Agar tumhaari choot ki pyaas gadhe ke lund se bujh jaati hai to mujhe manzoor hai. Main to tumhen khush aur tumhaari choot ko tript dekhna chaahta hun." " Jaayiye bhi hum aapse nahin bolte." " Naraaz mut ho meri jaan main to mazaak kar raha tha." " Acchha ab phone rakhiye mujhe khana bhi banana hai." " Theek hai meri jaan, do teen din baad phir phone karunga. Bye." Rajesh ne phone rakh diya. Rajesh ki baaten sun kar vidhi n ki choot geeli ho gayi thi. Vo receiver rakhne hi waali thi ki use ek aur klick ki awaaz sunai dee. Zaroor koi aur bhi unki baaten sun raha tha. Vidhi n ke ghar to extention tha nahin. Phone ka extention to yaheen sasuraal mein tha. Vo bhi sasur ji ke kamre mein. To kya sasur ji unki baaten sun rahe the? Baap re, agar sasur ji ne unki baten sun lee to kya soch rahe honge? Udhar bharat lal bahu ke munh se aisi sexy baaten sun kar hairaan rah gaya. Aakhir bahu utni bhi bholi nahin thi jitni shakal se lagti thi. Ab bharat lal bahu ko chhup chhup ke dekhne ke chakkar mein rahta tha. Ek raat vidhi n der tak jug rahi thi. Shaayad novel parh rahi thi. Sub log so gaye the. Bharat lal ki aankhon mein neend kahan? Vo bister par laita karwaten badal raha tha. Tabhi use bahu ke kamre mein harkat sunai dee. Ram lal dyaan se dekhne laga. Tabhi bahu ke kamre ka darwaza khula aur vo bharat lal ke kamre ke bagal waale bathroom ki or jaa rahi thi. Bahu ke haath mein koi safed si cheese thi. Aisa lug raha tha jaise uski kachhi ho. Bahu ne bathroom mein ghus ke darwaaza bund kar liya. Bharat lal jaldi se dabe paon utha aur bathroom ke darwaaze se kaan laga kar sunane laga. Itne mein ki awaaz aane lagi. Bahu peshaab kar rahi thi.

Bahu ke peshaab ke liye pair phaila kar baithne aur uski choot ke khule hue honthon ke beech se nikalti hui peshaab ki dhaar ki kalpna se hi bharat lal ka lauda tungaya. Jaise hi psss….. Ki awaaz bund hui bharat lal jaldi se apne kamre mein jaa kar lait gaya. Itne mein bahu bathroom se baahar aai or apne kamre ki or jaane lagi. Uske haath mein vo safed cheese ab nahin thi. Apne kamre mein jaa kar bahu ne darwaaza bund kar liya aur light bhi off kar dee. Shaayad sone jaa rahi thi. Ranlal phir se utha aur bathroom mein gaya. Uska guess sahi nikla. Ek kone mein dhone ke kapron mein bahu ki safed kachhi pari hui thi. Bharat lal ne bathroom ka darwaaza under se bund kiya aur bahu ki kachhi ko utha liya. Abhi tak us kachhi mein garmaahat thi. Shaayad abhi abhi utaari thi. Bharat lal dhyaan se kachhi ko dekhne laga. Kachhi mein do lumbe kale baal phanse hue the. Kum se kum chaar inch lumbe to the hi. Ye dekh kar bharat lal ka lund harkat karne laga. Baap re ye to bahu ki choot ke baal the. Iska mutlab bahu ki choot pe khoob lumbe aur ghane baal hain.Kachhi ka jo hissa bahu ki choot pe touch karta tha vahaan gahre rang kaa daag sa tha. Shaayad bahu ki peshaab aur choot ke ras ka daag tha. Bharat lal ne dono baal nikaal liye aur kachhi ko soonghne laga. Ooph kya jaan lewa gundh thi. Ye to bahu ki choot ki khushboo thi. Bharat lal aurat ki choot ki gandh achhi tarah pahachaanta tha. Bharat lal ne jee bhar ke bahu ki kachhi ko soongha aur phir us jagah ko apne laude ke supare pe tika diya jo bahu ki choot se touch karti thi. Bharat lal ne kachhi ko apne lund pe khoob ragra. Use aisa mahsoos ho raha tha maano bahu ki choot pe apna lund ragar raha ho. Kachhi itne naazuk thi ki bharat lal ko darr tha kahin uska mota phaulaadi lauda bahu ki kachhi na phaad de. Kuchh der kachhi ko lund pe ragarne aur bahu ki choot ki kalpana karke bharat lal apne ko control na kar saka aur usne dher sara veerya kachhi mein

Undel diya. Phir usne kachhi dhone mein daal dee aur waapas apne kamre mein chala gaya. Agle din jub vidhi n apne kapre dhone lagi to use apni panty pe daag nazar aaya. Aisa daag to marad ke veerya ka hota hai. Vidhi n soch mein par gayi ki ye daag uski panty mein kaise aaya. Ghar mein to sirf ek hi marad tha aur vo the sasur ji. Kahin sasur ji to nahin…… Lekin vo uski panty ke saath kya kar rahe the? Kahin ye uska vaham to nahin tha ? Lekin vidhi n ko shak hota jaa raha tha ki sasur ji us par phida hote jaa rahe hain. Vidhi n ke badan ko aise dekhte the jaise aankhon se hi chod rahe hon. Ab to baat baat pe vidhi n ki peeth aur chootron pe haath pherne lage the. Kabhi vidhi n ki peeth pe haath rakh ke uski bra ko feel karte hue kahte ' humaari bahu rani bahut acchhi hai', kabhi uski patli kamar mein haath daal ke kahte ' hum bahu ke bina na jaane kya karenge', kabhi vidhi n ke chooton pe haath rakh kar kahte ' jaao bahu ab aaraam kar lo'. Jub se vidhi n ne Kamla se sasur ji ke kaarnaame sune the tub se vo bhi sasur ji ko ek aurat ki nazar se dekhne lagi thi. Sasur ji ke vishaal lund ke varnan ne to uski neend hi haraam kar dee thi. Vidhi n ko samajh nahin aa raha tha ki vo kya kare. Sasur ji to pita ke samaan the. Lekin vidhi n ke badan ko lalchaayi nazron se dekhna, baat baat pe uske chootron pe haath pherna, phone pe chupke se uski baaten sunana, aur aksar aisi baaten karna jo koi sasur apni bahu ke saath nahin karta, aur phir uski panty pe veerya ka vo daag, is baat ko saaf karta tha ki sasur ji ka dil uspe aa gaya hai. Vidhi n ke mun mein ye baaten chal rahi thi ki ek roz jub vidhi n savere jaldi so ke uth gayi aur usne khidki ke baahar jhanka to dekha ki sasur ji aangan mein khuli hawa mein kasrat kar rahe hain. Vidhi n utsuktawash parde ke peeche se unhen dekhne lagi.

Sasur ji ne sirf ek langot pahan rakha tha. Vidhi n unka badan dekh kar hairaan rah gayi. Sasur ji lumbe chaure the. Unka badan kaala aur bilkul gatha hua tha. Lekin subse zyada hairaan hui sasur ji ke langot ka ubhaar dekh kar. Aisa lagta tha ki jo kuch bhi langot ke under kaid tha vo khaasa bara tha. Vidhi n ko Kamla ki baaten yaad aane lagi. Uske badan mein cheetian rengne lagi. Vidhi n ko vishwaas hone laga ki sasur ji ka lund zaroor hi kaafi bara hoga kyonki uske pati Rakesh ka lund bhi 8 inch ka tha aur devar Ramu ka lund to 10 inch ka tha. Baap ka lund bara hoga isiliye to bachhon ka bhi itna bara hai. Aur agar saali pahli chudai mein behosh ho gayi thi tub to zaroor hi bahut bara hoga. Pahli baar vidhi n ke mun mein icchha jaagi ki kaash vo sasur ji ka lund dekh sakti. Vidhi n ko sasuraal aae ek maheene se zyada ho chala tha. Ab vo roz subah jaldi uth jaati aur parde ke peeche se sasur ji ko kasrat karte dekhti. Vidhi n mun hi mun kalpana karti ki sasur ji ka lund bhi gadhe ke lund jaisa khaasa lumba, mota aur kaala hoga. Lekin kya devar Ramu ke lund se bhi bara hoga? Aakhir ek marad ka lund kitna bara ho sakta hai? Vidhi n ka vichaar pucca hota jaa raha tha ki kisi na kisi din to vo sasur ji ke lund ke darshan zaroor karegi. Halaanki ab vidhi n ko vishwaas ho gaya tha ki sasur ji apni jawaan bahu par fida ho chuke hain lekin phir bhi vo unki pareeksha lena chaahti thi. Parda to ab bhi karti thi lekin ab vo sasur ji ke saamne jaane se pahle apni chunni se sir is prakaar se dhakti ki uski chhatee poori tarah khuli rahe. Sasurji ke liye doodh ka glass table pe rakhne ke liye is tarah se jhukti ki sasur ji ko uske blouse ke under jhaankene ka poora mauka mil jaae. Vo aksar chooridaar pahnti thi kyonki sasurji ne ek din usko kaha tha ' bahu chooridaar mein tum bahut sunder lagti ho. Such tumhara ye chooridaar aur kurta to tumhaari jawaani mein chaar chaand laga deta hai.' Sasur ji ke saamne apne chootron ko kucchh zyada hi matka ke chalti thi. Parda

Karne ka vidhi n ko bahut phaayada tha, kyonki vo to chunni ke under se sasurji pe kya beet rahi hai dekh sakti thi lekin sasur ji uska chehra theek se nahin dekh paate the. Ek din ki baat hai. Vidhi n nahaane jaa rahi thi, lekin bathroom ka bulb fuze ho gaya tha. Vidhi n sirf blouse aur petticoat mein hi thi. Vidhi n ne ek kursi pe chad kar bulb badalne ki koshish ki lekin kusi ki taangen hil rahi thi aur vidhi n ko girne ka darr tha. Usne saas ko awaaz dee. Do teen baar pukara lekin saasu maa shaayad pooja kar rahi thi. Use vidhi n ki awaaz sunai nahin dee. Bharat lal aangan mein akhbaar parh raha tha. Bahu ki awaaz sun kar vo bathroom mein gaya. Vahan ka nazaara dekh ke to uska kaleja dhak rah gaya. Bahu sirf peeticoat aur blouse mein kursi pe khari hui thi aur uske haath mein bulb tha. Prtticoat naabhi se kareeb aath inch neeche bandha hua tha. Bahu ka ki gori kamar aur maansal pait poora nazar aa raha tha. Vidhi n sasur ji ko saamne dekh kar harbara gayi aur ek haath se apni chhatiyon ko dhakne ki nakaamyaab koshish karne lagi. Haklaati hui boli, " pitaji. Aap…!" " Haan beti tum saasu maa ko awaazen de rahi thi. Vo to pooja kar rahi hai isliye main hi aa gaya. Bolo kya kaam hai?" Bharat lal vidhi n ki jawani ko lalchaayi nazron se dekhta hua bola. " Jee bulb fuze ho gaya hai. Lagaane ki koshish kar rahi thi, lekin kursi hil rahi hai. Saasu maa ko bula rahi thi ki agar vo mujhe pakar len to main bulb badal sakun." Vidhi n ka ek haath ab bhi apni chhaation ko chhupaane ki koshish kar raha tha. " Koi baat nahin bahu main tumhen pakar leta hun." " Jee aap ?" " Ghabraao nahin giraunga nahin." Ye kahate hue bharat lal ne kursi ke oopar khari vidhi n ki jaanghon ko peechhe se apni baahon mein jakar liya. Vidhi n ke bhaari nitumb bharat lal ke munh se sirf do inch hi door the. Ranlal ko petticoat mein se vidhi n ki gulaabi rang ki panty ki jhalak mil rahi thi. Oooph ! 80 % chooter to panty ke baahar the. Vidhi n ke vishaal chooter bharat lal ke munh ke itne nazdeek the ki uska dil kar raha tha , un vishaal chootron ke beech mein munh daal de. Vidhi n buri tarah se Sharma gayi lekin kya karti ? Jaldi se bulb lagaane ki koshish karne lagi. Bulb lagaane ke liye use haath chhati par se hatana para. Bharat lal ke dil pe to jaise chhuree chal gayi. Bahu ki bari bari choochian blouse se baahar girne ko ho rahi thi. Petticoat itna neeche bandha hua tha ki bahu ke nitumb vahin se shuru ho jaate the. Kursi ab bhi hil raha thi. Bharat lal ne is sunehara mauke ka poora phaayada uthaya. Usne apne pair se kursi ko aur hila diya. Bahu girne ko hui to bharat lal ne uski jaanhgon ko apni or kheench kar aur acchhi tarah jakar liya. Jaanghon ko apni or kheenchne se vidhi n ke chhoter peechhe ki or ho gaye aur bharat lal ka munh bahu ke vishaal chootron ke beech ki daraar mein ghus gaya. Ooph kya maadak khushboo thi bahu ke badan ki. Kareeb 10 second tak bharat lal ne apna munh bahu ke chootron ki daraar mein dabaa ke rakha. Petticoat panty samait bahu ke chootron ke beech phans gaya. Vidhi n ne kisi tarah jaldee se bulb lagaya.
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