Non Veg SMS--1

Non Veg SMS--1

Ek Call girl Ne ek Ladke se kaha
Jara Dhere se chodo sanam Mahghaai ka zmana hai, is 2 inch ki chut se zindgi bhar kamana hai..

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(Nursary class)
Teacher : Bachho Bato Muh me kiya nahi lena chahiye
Chinto :Mam Pen,Ruber
Techer:good aur koi batega
Raju : Mam Jalat hua Bulb
Techer: Yeh Kiay Baat Hui Koi Bulb Bhi Muh Me leta he
Raju : Ha! mam Mummy roj rat ko bolit he bulb band karo to muh me lu


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Boy: sau kamataa hoon, sawaa sau luTaataa hoon... Tum jaisiyon ko lund pe bithaataa hoon.
Girl: sau kamaate ho, sawaa sau luTaate ho... Oopar ka pachees, kiyaa gaand maraake laate ho?

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Ek sardarji aur uski jawan beti bike se ja rahe thhe. Raaste mein lootere aa gaye aur unke paise, gahne, bike aur saare kapde loot liye. looteron ke jaane ke baad beti ne ek anghuti nikali, jo usne apni chut mein chhupaya tha.

Sardarji : Kaash aaj tumhari mummy hoti to mera bike bhi bach jata.

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mangta hun toh deti nahi, jawab meri baat ka, deti hai to khada ho jata hai, rom rom jazbat ka, wo kehti hai dheere dalo, baalo pe fool gulab ka

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One day Abishek said to aish,"Tell me one thing that i like and dislike both." She answered,"Your panis is bigger then salman."

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Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.


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Dear Sexscriber, Ur SEX Balance is Low, Ur Account Will be Put into Virginity Mode. Pls Refuck as Soon as Possible to Keep Ur Account ACTIVE. Condoms Apply...

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Church de gate te likhya c: J tusi paap kar k thak gaye o taan meri sharan ch aajao.
Ik callgirl ne note pad ke usde niche apney mobile number de naal likh dita, J nahi thake taan meri sharan ch aa jao!


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Mobile ko kabhi piche ki jeb me mat rakhana,

Battery fategi to gand phat jayegi,

Log hath se Gaand dhote hai , tum Gand se haath dho baithoge

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2-http://videodeshi.blogspot.com/

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5-http://hindisexistori.blogspot.com/

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