Non Veg SMS
~~!~~ Bivi 2 Shohar ~~!~~
Kanjoo biwi suhaag raat ko PATI se boli,
Dheerey Dheerey karo zalim mehangai ka zamana hai , 9 inch ki iss cheez ko umar bhar chalana hai.....
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~~!!~~Bacha 2 Nurse~~!!~~
ek bache ne Nurse se kaha mae ap k sath so jao,
Nurse: so jao ,
Bacha: aap ki naf mai ungli dalo,
Nurse: han dalo,
Nurse: aray yeh naf nahi hay,
Bacha: han chup karo ye ungli B nahi hay,
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" Girls To Texi Driver "
Girls to texi driver: Baba Lund kaisa hota hay?
Baba: kisi ka chotta,
kisi ka lumba,
kisi ka motta,
kisi ka putla,
kisi ka sukht,
kisi ka narum,
Girl: Baba lugta hay saari umer taxi kum or gaand zyada marwa tey rahey ho,,
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Santaa ne apne makan me ek kirayedar 1st floor par rakhi
Ek din santaa ne garden me apni underwear dhokar sukhai
Hawa se upparwali madam ka petticoat santa ki underwear par aakr gir gayaa.
Santa ne aawaj di :madam aap apnaa petticoat upper kro to me apni underwear uttaru
* * * * * * * * * * * *
jis ke aankhon mein aansu aur honton pe hansi ho gi
samajh lena k us ki lulli zip mein phansi ho gi
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Bachha miya aur bibi kaa aisa joint account he
Jisme jamaa to pati karta he par niakalne kaa adhikar kewal patni ko hota he
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Teacher:Ladki aur sigret me kiya samanta he bato
Santa student: Sir dono ko aadmi jalata fir muh se lagata he
Dur karta he fir muh se lagat he uski rakh zhadta he fir muhe se lagata he aur aakhir me masl kar ……..deta he
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Ek ladki ko uski shadi par ek gift pack mila jis par likha tha
"Esme Jo he uah suhag rat par pehanna pati kush hoga"
dono ne suhagrat ko box khola box khali tha.
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Ek college ki ladkio ne apni mango ke liye dharna diya wah nare lagaa rahi thi ladke bhi samrthan kar rahe the kaise.
Ladkiya : Hamri mange puri karo
Ladke: jaldi un me sindur bharo
Ladkiya : Jo hamse takraega
Ladke: Who pati ban jayega
Ladkiya: Abhi to yeh angdai he
Ladke : Are !Are ! Bra ki hook tutane aai he
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An American Girl's SMS to her father upon winning Miss World Title:
'Dad, I owe this Title to that "special moment", when ur cock pumped ur sperm in mom's pussy 20 year back - as only b'coz of that I am Miss World today!'
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Kanjoo biwi suhaag raat ko PATI se boli,
Dheerey Dheerey karo zalim mehangai ka zamana hai , 9 inch ki iss cheez ko umar bhar chalana hai.....
* * * * * * * * * * * *
~~!!~~Bacha 2 Nurse~~!!~~
ek bache ne Nurse se kaha mae ap k sath so jao,
Nurse: so jao ,
Bacha: aap ki naf mai ungli dalo,
Nurse: han dalo,
Nurse: aray yeh naf nahi hay,
Bacha: han chup karo ye ungli B nahi hay,
* * * * * * * * * * * *
" Girls To Texi Driver "
Girls to texi driver: Baba Lund kaisa hota hay?
Baba: kisi ka chotta,
kisi ka lumba,
kisi ka motta,
kisi ka putla,
kisi ka sukht,
kisi ka narum,
Girl: Baba lugta hay saari umer taxi kum or gaand zyada marwa tey rahey ho,,
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Santaa ne apne makan me ek kirayedar 1st floor par rakhi
Ek din santaa ne garden me apni underwear dhokar sukhai
Hawa se upparwali madam ka petticoat santa ki underwear par aakr gir gayaa.
Santa ne aawaj di :madam aap apnaa petticoat upper kro to me apni underwear uttaru
* * * * * * * * * * * *
jis ke aankhon mein aansu aur honton pe hansi ho gi
samajh lena k us ki lulli zip mein phansi ho gi
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Bachha miya aur bibi kaa aisa joint account he
Jisme jamaa to pati karta he par niakalne kaa adhikar kewal patni ko hota he
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Teacher:Ladki aur sigret me kiya samanta he bato
Santa student: Sir dono ko aadmi jalata fir muh se lagata he
Dur karta he fir muh se lagat he uski rakh zhadta he fir muhe se lagata he aur aakhir me masl kar ……..deta he
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Ek ladki ko uski shadi par ek gift pack mila jis par likha tha
"Esme Jo he uah suhag rat par pehanna pati kush hoga"
dono ne suhagrat ko box khola box khali tha.
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Ek college ki ladkio ne apni mango ke liye dharna diya wah nare lagaa rahi thi ladke bhi samrthan kar rahe the kaise.
Ladkiya : Hamri mange puri karo
Ladke: jaldi un me sindur bharo
Ladkiya : Jo hamse takraega
Ladke: Who pati ban jayega
Ladkiya: Abhi to yeh angdai he
Ladke : Are !Are ! Bra ki hook tutane aai he
* * * * * * * * * * * *
An American Girl's SMS to her father upon winning Miss World Title:
'Dad, I owe this Title to that "special moment", when ur cock pumped ur sperm in mom's pussy 20 year back - as only b'coz of that I am Miss World today!'
* * * * * * * * * * * *
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