अडल्ट जोक्स--1

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ek papajee ne apanee jananee ko lal, neelee w peelee kachhiyan bhent
kee. jananee bahut khush, ek din lal pahane, doosare din pelee Or
tesare din neelee. ek din ek kachhee hava men ur gayee.

jananee ne socha ki kachhee nokranee ne chura lee hE. usne nokranee
ko peetna chaloo kar diya. isee beech papajee ghar A gaye. nokaranee
ne papajee ke pair pakar liye.

papajee, beebeejee mujhe yoon hee maree ja rahee hai, Apako to pata
hee hai main salvar ke neeche kachhee naheen pahanatee.



INTERVIVE OG GANPAT RAI





GANPAT-RAI (who really needs a job) is being interviewed by Britisher,Colonel
Smith

Col.Smith: Haan toh Gaand Fat rahai (Ganpat-Rai)!!

Bihari: Nahi sir, jyada nahi!!

Col. Smith: Kya \'jyada nahi\' bolta hai, tumhara application me likha Hua hai
Gand fat rahai.

Bihari : Theekh hai mai baap, likha hai to fat raha hoga.

Col. Smith: Tum Daily marata hai (tum delhi me rahta hai)??

Bihari : Nahi sir, kabhi kabhi!!

Col. Smith: Gand fatrahai, idhar aaoo, kya \'kabhi kabhi\' bolta hai?
Tumhara application mein likha hua hai ki tum Daily marata hai.

Bihari : Theek hai mai bap, likha hai to marta honga.

The Bihari was employed on one condition that he will do whatever Col.Smith\'s
family asks him to do.

Col. Smith: Gand fatrahai!!

Ganpatrai : Ji maalik.

Col. Smith: Aaj tum ko 3 kaam karnee kaa haai

Ganpatrai : Hukum Sarkaar

Col. Smith: Tum pehla hamaari beti ko chodenga (drop her off)...
baad mein hamaari biwi ko chodenga...
aur uske baad mein hum ko chodenga.

Ganpatrai : Maaf karna Sarkaar, tumhari biwi aur beti to theek hai, lekin main
aap ko nahi choddh sakta.

Col.Smith: Gand fatrahai! Tum ko hum ko chodnaa padhega.

Ganpatrai : Nahi sarkaar aisa zulum naa kare.

Col. Smith: Gand fatrahai, agar tum hum ko nahi chod sakta to hum
tumko nokri se nikaal denga.

Ganpatrai : Theek hai sarkaar ....jo hukum.

After a few days There is no one except Col.Smith\'s wife at home.
She is alone in her bedroom.While wearing her bra she is unable to Tie the knot
behind.

So......

Wife : Gand fatrahai, idhar aaoo?

Ganpatrai : Ji Maalkin.

Wife : Gand fatrahai, hammara peeche se gaand maaro (gaanth maro-tie the bra
knot).

Ganpatrai : Yeh kya keh rahi hai Maalkin??

Wife : Gand fatrahai, jaldi se gaand maaro hum ko late hota hai.

Ganpatrai : Nahi Nahi Maalkin. Agar maine aisa kiya to hum ko sarkar
kacha kha jayenge.

Wife : Gand fatrahai, agar tumne jaldi se hamari gaand nahi maari to
hum tumko kacha kha jaayengi.

Ganpatrai : Theek hai maalkin. Jo hukum.

Ganpatrai who has been frustrated by these Brits for a long time starts like a
bull. Panic striken the wife tries to turn and shouts:

Wife : GAND FATRAHAI, GAND FATRAHAI, GAND FATRAHAI !!!

Ganpatrai :Memsaab...Gaand maarega to Gaand to phatega