अडल्ट जोक्स

JOKE (1)
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ek din ek chor kisee ke ghar men choree karne ghusa. ghar ka maalik
jaag raha tha Or usne chor ko pakaR liya Or usakee jamkar gaand
maree.

phir usne chor ko yah kahate hue chhoR diya ki kal bhee is samay
vapas Ana.

chor ne kaha:- mai chor hoon gandoo naheen.


JOKE (2)
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ek garm saradaranee apane thande sardar se bolee sardarjee Aj ho
jaye. pahale to sardar kee ichchha naheen thee, parntu rat ek baje
wah karne ko rajee ho gaya.

sardar rat ke 12 baje utha Or rasoee se ek botal doodh kee bharkar
apane takiye ke neeche chhipalee.

rat ek baje jab sardar sardaranee par chadha tab wah sardaranee kee
nazar bachakar usakee phuddee men dheere dheere doodh udelne laga.

udhar sardaranee mast hokar kah rahee thee han bahut maja A raha
hai, mujhe phuddee men kuchh girata mahasoos ho raha hai.

isake ek saptah bad sardaranee ne doctor ke pas jane ka nishchay
kiya ki kaheen wah garbhvatee to naheen ho gaee.

doctor ne poora muAina kar ke bataya ki wah garbhvatee to naheen hai
par bheetar dahee jaroor jama huA para hai.



JOKE (3)
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do kisan ek khet ke sameep the, tabhee unhen ek naya janvar
dikhalaee para. ek kishan khet ke andar tha jabakee doosara bahar.
bahar wala kishan ek bara cup lekar jaldee se andar Aya Or us
janavar ko duhkar apne cup ko saphed taral padarth se bhar liya.

usne cup men se ek tagara ghoont bhara Or kaha maine abhee abhee
gaay ko duha hai.

doosara kisan bara asamnjas men tha Or kaha:- lekin hamen gaay kahan
milee hai, yah to saanD hai.