Ladki: Kabhi Billi nahi dekhi kya?
Ladka: Dekha hai par Doodh ki rakhwali karte paheli baar dekh raha hoon.
Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa kar dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaanay nahee dayte
Ek nokrani ko room say condom milla, to boli, Malkan....? Yeh kya
hai? Malkan boli: Kya tum log sex nahi kertay? Nokrani boli: Hum Sex
kertay to hain, per aisa nahi k chamdee hi uttar jaey
Ustad: Tum ney apni shaadi per mujhay yaad bhi kiya ya nahi?
Shagird: Ji Mein ney Suhaag-raat mein apni wife ki tangein uthaein
aur apna lund us ki choot per rakha aur kaha, "Chal Ustad ander".
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8 yrs old boy caught in rape case, lady lawyer hold his penis &
said: "kiya ye bacha rape ker sakta hae?" Boy said silently "hilana
mat, werna case har jao gi"
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Jab tumhare rape hua, to tumne kia mehsoos kia? Girl: ladoo agar
zabardasti khilaya jaye to bhi lagta metha hae na
Patient: Dr. Saheb, ek problem hae, jab bhi mae shesha dekhta hoon,
lund khara hojata hae, dr. dekhte hue, ye bemari nahin, tumhare
shakal hi chut jaese hae
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A angreji prostitute after taking cock of a desi in her mouth, "Rs1000
nikalo wera kaat longi", desi: "Rs5000 nikalo werna peshab
kerdon ga"
Judge: Why did u kill ur husband? Lady: He called me home from work,
took me to bedroom, removed my clothes, laid me on bed, spread my
legs and said, "April Fool".
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Feelings of girls after Sex and Exam are same. Like: Kitna lamba
tha...!!! Kaash thoda time aur mil jata...!!! Pehlay kitna dar lag
raha tha na...!!! Baad mein patta hi nahi challa k kab ho gya...!!!
3 ghantay mujhay saans hi nahi aee...!!! Aagay ka to theek tha, per
peechay ka kitna mushkil tha...!!!
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Girl: Oh Noooo...!!! Bleeding...? ?? Jaldi kero nikalo plzzz, bohat
dard ho raha hai. Jaldi nikal bhi do, ab to meri jaan nikal rahi
hai. Doctor: Yeh lo nikal diya, ab to khush ho na...??? Girl: Thank
God! Khuda Daant ka dard kissi dushman ko bhi na dey.
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Ek larki thi Sexy si, ek lund pay woh marti thi, chori-chori,
chupkay chupkay, choot pay khujli kerti thi, chudna tha shayad us
ko, per lambay lund say woh darti thi. Jab milti thi mujh say, yehi
poocha kerti thi, yeh lund kaisa hota hai, yeh lund kaisa hota
hai??? Aur mein yehi keh daita tha, Kailay jaisa hota hai.
Man to salesgal, "my wife need a bra but I don't have size",
salesgal: "touch by breast n try to calculate", man after touching sales girl's
breasts.. "oh.. I forgot, she need panties too"
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Ek totle ko interview mae 4 words bolne they: Institute, Aptitude,
Magnitude, Subtitute, totla bola "in ki chut, ap ki chut, ma ki
chut, sub ki chut"
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Bache ki sehat ke liye zarori hae maa ka doodh or bacha ke baap ki
sehat ke liye bacha ki maa ki chot.
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Old man married to a young gal. On wedding nite he showed 5 fingers
to her. Gal said "oh 5 times" man " no darling, choose any 1"
Mirza Galib ne her baat per sher kaha, shadi hue to sher keha,
ghongat uthaya to sher keha, kapre utarein to sher kehan, tangein
utjaein tab yeah sher bola " le aye phir kehan par kismet humain
kehan se, ye to wohi jaga hae nikley they hum jehan se"
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Santa "kal main teri bhabi ki yaad mae bottle da sahara lita",
Banta "te phir ki hua", santa, " bhenchod mera lund bottle wich phas
gaya
municipality ne ek nai bus seva shuru kee. bilkul nai bus aai. ab
uspar parivaar niyojan ke liye ek achchha sa naara likhne kee samasya
aai. kisee ne sujhaav diya aur doosre dinse is naare ke saath bus chal
paree:-
kripaya aage se nahin peechhe se chadhiye.
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santa peshaab kar raha tha ki tabhee uske paros kee ek natkhat larkee
ne uska lund dekh liya. vah cheerkhaanee kartee huyee boli,
wow ! kya mast hai ? kaash mujhe bhee mil jaata. santa ne kaha,
ja jaldee se ek cup leke aaja. bas khatam hone waala hee hai.
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banta judge ke saamne pesh hua aur judge ne poochha,
aakhir tum talaak lena kyon chaahte ho?
banta: judge saahab, yah mujhe bistar men khush naheen kar saktee.
preeto: judge saahab, saaree colony khush hai, ek isee kee aag naheen
bujhtee to main kya karoon?
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ek aadmee samudra beech par dand pel raha tha tabhee udhar se santa
bottle ke nashe men jhoomte huye aa gaya. use dekhkar hansne laga aur
bola.
are tere neeche kee lugaai to nikal gai hai, ab tu kise chod raha hai?
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santa apnee ek mahila mitra kee choochee choos raha tha. larkee bahut
garam ho gai aur boli, tussi hor kuchh chahnde ho?
santa: doodh naal biscuit bhee milenge?
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machla singh ne apne baap painda singh ko ek kothe kee seedhiyaan
chadhte dekh liya aur poochha.
papa aap yahaan kya kar rahe ho?
painda: yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peechhe teri mummy ke nakhre nahin
sahe jaate!
patnee: jara dheere karo na kyun shatabdi chala rahe ho?
maalgaadi chalaao na.......... ......... ..
itne mein beta bed se neeche gira aur bola........ .
behanchod jo marji chalaao par sawari ko to mat giraao.....
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aaj bomb fata jisme 100 log maare gaye.
postmartam ki report mein pata chala hai ki 1 kee maut
bomb fatne se hui aur 99 ki maut gaand fatne se.........
beta: papa aaj maine apne teacher ke saath sex kiya,
father: waah beta aaj tune mera naam roshan kar diya,
chal aaj isi baat par party karne chalte hain,
beta: nahi papa aaj nahi, aaj sex kiya hai na,
to gaand me bahut dard ho raha hai.
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ladki apne aap de to pyaar kahenge,
dost dilaaye to uphaar kahenge,
ghar waale dilaaye to sanskaar kahenge,
aap apne aap lo to balatkaar kahenge
ladki: maa jab mein susu karti hun to siti ki aawaj aati hai,
tumhari kyun nahi aati,
maa: beti meri siti to tere papa ne baja-2 kar khaarab kar di hai
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........raj.........
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