Munna BHAI ke Area Me

Ek area main bhai rahta tha, Munna BHAI. ab uske area me jo bhi lafda hota hai to police se pehle Munna bhai ki adaalat me jaata hai. Ek baar Munna bhai kay area me rape ho jata hai aur jis ne kaam bajaya hota hai ukso pakad ke Munna bhai ke paas leke jate hain.

Munna bhai bahut shanti se style me us se baat karte hain, jo kuch is tarha se hai:

Munna: kya re tere ko maloom nahi yea apun ka area hai?

Mujrim: Haan maloom hai na bhai.


Munna: Phir kaisi himmat kiya rape ki, mere area me?

Mujrim: Ab kya boloon bhai kismat kharab thi.

Munna : Chal mere ko sub such such bata kya aur kaise huwa.....

Mujrim: Abhi kya na idhar naake pe apun paan khane ke liye aaya.

Munna: Phir?

Mujrim: Apun khade hoke paan kharela tha keh itne me samne wali building pe apun ki nazar gai.

Munna: Aage bol.

Mujrim: Udhar teesray maale pe ek chikni khadi thi.

Munna: Phir kya huwa?

Mujrim: Apun ko aisa laga ke us ne ishara kiya aane ke liye....

Munna: Phir tune kya kiya?

Mujrim: Apun soocha ke kuch kaam hoinga usko apun builidng ke neeche gaya.

Munna: Phir?

Mujrim: Usne ishare se apun ko upar bulaaya. Apun seedi chadte hue soch raha tha keh Munna bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.

Munna: Chal fata fat aage bol.

Mujrim: Apun ne usko jake bola kya kaam hai kaiko ishara kia apun ko?

Munna: Phir?

Mujrim: Phir kya bhai apun ko usne ghar ke undher kheech liya.

Munna: (excited) Phir?

Mujrim: Apun ghar me to chala gaya lekin soch raha tha keh Munna bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.

Munna: Aage bol...

Mujrim: Usne apun ka haat pakad liya!

Munna: Accha.....?

Mujrim: Succhi bolta hai bhai haat pakadte hi apun phir soocha Munna bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.

Munna: Phir kya huwa???

Mujrim: Phir kya usne bola, 'chikne meri pyaas bujha de'....

Munna: Phir tu kya bola (getting excited)?

Mujrim: Apun kya bolta usne apna duppata neeche gira diya

Munna: Phis, to kya huwa?

Mujrim: Apun ke dimag ki dahi hogayi, kya MAMME thay sali ke... lekin bhai phir bhi apun soocha Munna bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.

Munna: Phir tune kya kiyaaa???

Mujrim: Apun socha, ek aad kiss karega aur chala jaye ga. uppar uppar kaam karay ga magar ENGINE naheen kholne ka

Munna: Tau phir?

Mujrim: Us ne apun ko kheench liya, sacchi bolta hai bhai aisi kilti jawani apun akkhi life me nahi dekha....

Munna: Haan who tho hai tu aage bol (start to heat up).

Mujrim: Phir kya tha apun ne kiss kiya.... BALL bhi dabaai, lekin iman se sochta tha keh Munna bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.

Munna: Abay too agay bol.

Mujrim: Phir usne apne kameez utar di....

Munna! : Phir (heating very up)

Mujrim: Phir shalwar..... lekin apun ke dil me ek hi khayal aa raha tha keh Munna bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.

Munna: Abay aage aage....

Mujrim: Phir blowse aur chaddi sali ne sub utar di..... uff

Munna: Waqai main? Aagay

Mujrim: Phir meri pant keench lee saali nay....

Munna: Accha....

Mujrim: Meri underwear me haat dal diya.....

Munna: oh....phir

Mujrim: Saali nay chadii utar di meri lekin apun phir bhi soocha keh Munna bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.

Munna: Getting frustrated.. ...

Mujrim: Phir mere third leg pe haat phiraane lagi...

Munna: (Half boiling)

Mujrim : Phir mere third leg ko kis kiya...

Munna: (about to blast)

Mujrim: meree ungli apni PHUDDI main dal di, lekin bhai kasam se main yehi sooch raha tha keh Munna bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.

Munna: Abay Bhosdi key, Munna GAYA MAA CHUDANAY, tu aage bol.

Mujrim: Yeheech..... .. bhai...... yeheech soch ke to main Rape Kar Dala.

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........raj.........