चुपके चुपके रात दीन लौडा हीलाना याद है

चुपके चुपके रात दीन लौडा हीलाना याद है
जिसमें चोदी थी कमाल हमें वो ज़माना याद है

खींच लेना वो मेरा गागरे का नादा दुफ्फतुन्न
और तेरा वो जुम्म के ल्ड पे मुह जमाना याद है

दोपेहेर्र ki धुप मैं मुझसे चुदाई के लीये
वो तेरा कोठे पे नुंगे पाँव आना याद है

ताज़ा कूलिओं प्र लीता क्र घुन्नता भूर्र ज्ब चोद ली
ब्बाद्द उसके फिर्र तुझे घोरी बुन्नाना याद है

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DURD BHARI CHEEKHON SEY !!!!... MUJHKO DARANA YAAD HAI

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HONTON KE UNNDAR KHEENCH KE, PHAANKEIN DABAANA YAAD HAI

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GHUNNDION KO CHOOSNAA KUSSSKURR !!! DABAANA YAAD HAI

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JHEENGURON KA GOONJNA AUR YE GAANA YAAD HAI

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HUR CHOOT CHUDEEE JUB SHAAM DHULLI

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JO KEHTA HAI KI HAIN KUCHHI KALI

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KHUDD CHOOT BHANVURR MEIN DOOB CHUKEY

CHOOTOUN KE, BESHURMM SE SAAGAR MEIN
KAI BAAR HAIN LAUREY CHHOOTT CHUKEY

LAURON KAA NEECHEY KO JHHUKK KAR
CHOOTOUN MEIN JAANA ZAROORI HAI

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PURR GAAND MURRVAANA, MUJBOORI HAI

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DIN MEIN LEY DUSS BAAR KOI

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AKHIUNN MEIN TO AANSUU LAA DEGI

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JJEE BHURRKEY PEILLA KARTI HAI

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BAITHEY LUNNDD KO MUJJBOOT KAREY

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CHAATUNN CHODUNN KO KOI ROUK NA THEE

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CHAHEY AATHON PAHERR USEY KHODDAA KIYEY

IK TENSION FREE SI LIFE VO THI
HURR AURAT UPPNI WIFE JO THI

GURR AAJ KAA AALUMM TUBB HOTAA
LIYE LUNDD HAATH MEIN KAB ROTAA !!????

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KYA TUMNEY UB TUK NAA DEKHA? !!!!!!

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JAHAAN NUNNGGII BAITHI HAI REKHAA !!!!

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AUR PYARI SI CHOOT SEHLAA RAHI HAI

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IK SUNDER JHOOLA JHOOL RAHI

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ISSI KAARAN SEY HAI PHOOL RAHI

YAHAAN SUNDER GAANDEIN BAAGON MEIN
YUN UCHALL-KOOD MACHAATI THI

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PAL BHURR HI MEIN HI HIRRKAATI THEEN

VO DEKIHO... !!! KAUN AA RAHI HAI???!!!!!
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MERA UDDNA- SA LUNNDD HIRKAATI GAYI

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IK AJAB ADAA SI CHAAL MEIN HAI

NA SHURMO-HAYA KA KUCH TUNNTA HAI
JEE HAAN!!! YEHI TO PRITI ZUNTAA HAI

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CHOOT DEKO NEECHEY SEY BILKULL SUFAA-CHUTT HAI

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EK HAATH SE USKI CHOTI CHOTI CHOOCHIAN DABBA RAHA HAI
DOOSREY HAATH KI BEECH KI ONGLI SE USKA CHOLAA HILAA RAHA HAI !!!!

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KYOKI JULDD HI VO CHUTTNEY KO JAA RAHI HAI

IS MOKEY KO DEKH KAR JHEENGUR KUCH KEHNA CHAAHTA THA
PUR USSEY KAHA NA GAYA
DOOR HILTI HUI JHAARION KO DEKH KAR USSEY RAHA NA GAYA

KUTTEY KI TARHA SOONGHTA HUA JHEENGURR AAGEY BADHA
UCHHAK KE USNEY DEKHA TO JHAARION KE PEECHEY HAI IK LUNNDD KHARA
UGLEY HI PAL VO LUNNDH KISI KE MUH MEIN JAA ADDA

PEHLEY TO JHEENGURR KI SAMAJH MEIN KUCH NAHIN AAYA
PAR DEKHA TO DARA SINGH KA LUNNDD MUMTAAZ KE MUH MEIN THA SAMAAYA

MUMTAAZ KI GAAND NEECHEY KO JHUKI HUI THI
AUR USKI NAAK OOPAR KO UTHI HUI THI

CHOOTON KI BHURMAAR HAI
TO LAURON KI BHI KUMI NAHIN

BUS FAARUMM BHURR KAR DE DAALEIN
GUR CHOD-PALUSSTI JUMMI NAHIN

KYOKI AAGEY KO TUM JAB JAAOGEY
IK SUNEHRA MOUKAA PAAOGEY

VO DEKHO !! KABEERA BEITHA HAI PEIR PURR
IK JUMMJBO LUNN LUTTKAAYE

JISKO JITNA CHAAHIAYE
NAAP TOUL LEY JAAYE !!!

JARA SOUCH KI DEKHO VEY LAUREY
JO CHOOTON KO BHURRMAATEY THEY

AUR LAGA LAGAA BHEESHUMM DHUKKEY
ROOH TUKK KO KHUSHH KURR AATEY THEY

JARA SOUCH KE DEKHO VEY CHOOTEIN
LUMBEY LAURON KO NIGULL GAYIN

UBB LAITEE HAIN SHUMMSHAANON MEIN
REIT KEE MAAFIQ PIGHAL GAI

TABHI TO JHEENGURR KEHTA HAI
JITNI BHI MILEY USEY CHODD HI LO ? !!

YYAADON KI HASEEN IK BISTURR PE
JUBB JI CHAAHEY UNHEIN KHODD HI LO

KUDRUTT NE YAHAN HUR IK SHEI KO
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VO UPNAA AAP CHUPAAEY HAI

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PUTTHURR SE AAG BANAATEY THEY

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AUR SAATH MAIN IK FURRISHTI KO BHI VO LAAYA

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FURRISHTEY NEIN FARISHTI KO SAABUNN SE MULL MULL KAR NEHLAAYA
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IK VO DIN THA IK YE DIN HAI
YEHI CHOOT KA CHUKKAR CHULTA HAI

BARI DER SE JHEENGUR BAITHA HAI
UBB CHOOT HUNT PE NIKULTA HAI

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